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{"type":"standard","title":"Coregonus albula","displaytitle":"Coregonus albula","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q754061","titles":{"canonical":"Coregonus_albula","normalized":"Coregonus albula","display":"Coregonus albula"},"pageid":4160156,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5b/Finnish_fried_vendace_%28Paistetut_muikut%29.jpg/330px-Finnish_fried_vendace_%28Paistetut_muikut%29.jpg","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5b/Finnish_fried_vendace_%28Paistetut_muikut%29.jpg","width":6016,"height":4000},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1247820073","tid":"d2145d06-7bc8-11ef-a91b-b7946d6ed060","timestamp":"2024-09-26T05:33:12Z","description":"Species of fish","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coregonus_albula","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coregonus_albula?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coregonus_albula?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Coregonus_albula"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coregonus_albula","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Coregonus_albula","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coregonus_albula?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Coregonus_albula"}},"extract":"Coregonus albula, known as the vendace or as the European cisco, is a species of freshwater whitefish in the family Salmonidae. It is found in lakes in northern Europe, especially Finland, Latvia, Lithuania, Sweden, Russia and Estonia, and in some lakes of Norway, the United Kingdom, northern Germany, and Poland. It is also found in diluted brackish water in the Gulfs of Finland and Bothnia, both of which are in the Baltic Sea.","extract_html":"
Coregonus albula, known as the vendace or as the European cisco, is a species of freshwater whitefish in the family Salmonidae. It is found in lakes in northern Europe, especially Finland, Latvia, Lithuania, Sweden, Russia and Estonia, and in some lakes of Norway, the United Kingdom, northern Germany, and Poland. It is also found in diluted brackish water in the Gulfs of Finland and Bothnia, both of which are in the Baltic Sea.
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