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Jasper Newton \"Jack\" Daniel was an American distiller and businessman, best known as the founder of the Jack Daniel's Tennessee whiskey distillery.
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The Anza is a 35-kilometre (22 mi) Alpine torrent of the Ossola in northern Italy. It flows from the glaciers of Monte Rosa through the Valle Anzasca and into the river Toce, of which it is a right tributary.
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Syzygium klampok, the klampok, is a species of flowering plant in the family Myrtaceae. It is endemic to Java, Indonesia, where it is endangered. Due to its association with springs, it is considered a sacred tree.
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