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{"slip": { "id": 97, "advice": "If you are ever in doubt about whether or not to wash your hair: Wash it."}}
{"fact":"A cat will tremble or shiver when it is extreme pain.","length":53}
{"fact":"A cat's jaw has only up and down motion; it does not have any lateral, side to side motion, like dogs and humans.","length":113}
{"slip": { "id": 222, "advice": "Respect other people's opinions, even when they differ from your own."}}
{"slip": { "id": 151, "advice": "When faced with a choice, do both."}}
{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human; humans have 206, and the cat - 230.","length":70}
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{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}
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Rosmarie Pamer is an Italian politician and middle school teacher from South Tyrol. A member of the South Tyrolean People's Party, she was elected to the Landtag of South Tyrol in the 2023 provincial elections.
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