{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}
{"slip": { "id": 91, "advice": "Drink a glass of water before meals."}}
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Kensuke Takezawa is a Japanese professional long-distance runner. He attended Waseda University in Tokyo.
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Maria Elisa Domingues, known as Maria Elisa is a Portuguese journalist and television presenter.
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