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Whispers is the title of the second studio album by German singer Thomas Anders, released in 1991. It was produced by Paul Muggleton and Mike Paxman and mixed by Stephen W Tayler. Some tracks for the album were provided by songwriters of Roxette and Jennifer Rush. It features a remake of The Stylistics' classic \"Can't Give You Anything \". Backing vocals were provided by Judie Tzuke and Don Snow (ex-Squeeze).
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