{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}
{"fact":"The silks created by weavers in Baghdad were inspired by the beautiful and varied colors and markings of cat coats. These fabrics were called 'tabby' by European traders.","length":174}
{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}
{"slip": { "id": 123, "advice": "Winter is coming."}}
{"slip": { "id": 16, "advice": "It's unlucky to be superstitious."}}
{"slip": { "id": 182, "advice": "Most things look better when you put them in a circle."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 18, "advice": "Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it has a synopsis on the back."}}
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